Metaphysical Spam
A few weeks ago, I noted the strangely poetic nature of some spam that I had received.
James Lileks works this theme to better effect in this Backfence article.
Best lines: "The purpose, I think, is to see whether or not the e-mail address is valid. If the letter doesn't bounce back, then the address is valid. It's spam designed to sense whether you exist. It's almost metaphysical in its intent."
Read and enjoy.