Creation "Science" Theme Park
Via Gravity Lens, a theme park in Florida where you will discover:
How awesome the world used to be and how it will be again very soon!
Dinosaurs in the Bible and history!
Dinosaurs alive today!
Amazing fossil discoveries. See them yourself!
Okilly dokilly, then.
I see that Timothy Sandefur has already covered this at Panda's Thumb.
Dinosaur Land .....
C'mon, tell me this is a satire. It's really from The Onion, right?
Sigh....