July 15, 2005

My Battle Cry

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Hark! Who is that, rampaging through the steppes! It is John, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a booming bellow, his voice cometh:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I shall traumatize the entire planet!!"

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(Hat tip: Michele).

Posted by JohnL at July 15, 2005 10:27 PM | TrackBack

Hmm. Close.

Clearly, it should be:

Ishtar, Goddess of Love and War, be Praised! I shall ... the entire planet.

Fill in the blank on your own, this is a G [or maybe PG] rated blog.

Posted by: owlish at July 15, 2005 11:04 PM


Good ol' Peldar the Paladin.

Posted by: JohnL at July 15, 2005 11:34 PM

Nice one, John. I would prefer mine to be Conan's explanation of what is good in life:

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

On second thought, . . .

Posted by: RP at July 20, 2005 09:58 AM
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