John, John, John.....you have no idea what you have done, have you?

I thought this was quite funny... Quite funny indeed.

funny, But you know, I hear of people falling all over themselves for this French chick. True, she is very cute, but I see better looking girls just walking around the mall.

Steve: Bring it on. I'm not afraid. Don't Mess With Texas.

Mike: Glad you liked it.

Kyle: There's no accounting for matters of taste. She's got that certain je ne c'est quoi. I don't think Laurie Dhue (or any other of the silicone-formed Fox newsreaders) is really all that, for example. Quick question for you: Ardala or Deering?

Deering. Easy. And you're wrong when you say Ardala. However, why no third option: Ardala and Deering?

Okay, the French chick is hot, but does she bring to the table any of the all-too-typical French negatives? Does she smoke like a chimney, have grooming issues, fear deoderant and beg for a nanny state? Granted, for a time some of those can be overlooked, and a quick surrender does occasionally have its plusses.

Nice work with the Butchers but, if they respond, you have thrust upon yourself the mantle of defending the honor of Texas. Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Photoshop or GIMP or whatever you use!