January 04, 2006

The Yerba-Laced Plot Thickens

Check out this ad copy describing Pixie Maté:

Maté is the gentle hum of an awakened mind and a vibrant body. It is energy that's balanced, not frantic. The people of the South American rain forest discovered the magic before we did. From these green leaves emerged the tea that sings the body electric. With a llama-load of antioxidants, maté trickles grinning into your system. It won't leave you drooping or demand addiction. Drink deep. You're safe here.

Hmm... Pixie. Llama-load.

We've either found the official drink of Munuviana or further evidence that Pixy's quest for world domination is proceding apace.

Posted by JohnL at January 4, 2006 04:43 PM | TrackBack

Pixy can demand my unquestioning allegence, but he can't make me drink organic herbal tea.

So, hopefully, this is a sign of the impending world takeover.

Posted by: owlish at January 4, 2006 08:56 PM
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