January 09, 2006

Rising to Robert's Bait

Like lunches at McDonald's, the Ardala-Deering debate comes back at an inopportune time. Inopportune, as I would like to devote more time to this argument than I can afford right now.

Nevertheless, in a nutshell:


Ardala - sultry princess of the powerful Draconian empire. She donned a golden bikini years before Princess Leia. Her hat has horns, for TANJ sake. Her main goals are to conquer Earth and seduce Buck Rogers.

What more would you want, were you Buck Rogers??

Wilma - icy colonel in the Earth Defense Directorate - the incompetent military arm of the Computer Council. Before Buck came along, the pilots relied exclusively on their overrated computer overlords to aim their lasers. Nobody on this emasculated future earth seems ashamed that they are the pets of Speak-and-Spell toys hanging around the necks of diminutive robots.

I would rather deal with a hot-blooded princess than an oppressed bureaucrat any day. Sheesh.

Posted by JohnL at January 9, 2006 11:07 PM | TrackBack

Damn Skippy. Even as a prebubescent boy, IO instinctively knew that his retiicence to "sacrifice" himself to Ardala for the good of Humanity was proof that Buck was closet gay.

Posted by: Brian B at January 10, 2006 08:22 AM

Granted, a roll in the Imperial Bed with Ardala isn't all that bad. However, the spandexy goodness of Deering's uniforms certainly doesn't hurt!

My answer in this debate is: YES. Most Emphatically YES.

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